Total Medals Earned: 299 (From 62 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,215 Points
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 9/21 (165/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
jump on a wall 20 times
Fiery Combo of 10
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Kill the Hydra Boss 1 time (Game A)
Score 90.000+ without being hit (Game B)
Kill the Hydra Boss 4 times in a row, without failing any QTE (Game A)
Kill the Hydra Boss 7 times in a row (Game A)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (55/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/14 (40/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Commit suicide 15 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/225 points)
Score less than 20,000 points
Submit your score
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 4/10 (125/500 points)
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Achieve 30,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.